GOLF ANYONE?
I love to golf and so i have a section dedicated to it. From time to time I will be updating this section with pictures, quotes and other golf related stuff.
Golf Joke: brought to you via Astro
Three duffers were golfing with the club pro. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, "What did I do wrong?"
"The pro replied, "Loft."
The next duffer teed off and duck-hooked into the woods. He asked the pro the same question.
"The pro again answered, "Loft."
The third teed off and sliced into a pond. He too asked the pro, "What did I do wrong?"
Again, "Loft."
As they were walking down the fairway, the first duffer finally spoke up to the pro. "All three of us hit completely different tee shots and yet when we asked you what we did wrong, you gave the same exact answer each time. So what is "Loft?"
The pro shook his head. "Lack of Fricking Talent."
Philosophy
• The man who takes up golf to get his mind off work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.
• The secret to good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight, and not too often.
• There are three ways to improve your golf score; take lessons, practice often, or start cheating.
• The best way to improve your golf is to take it up at an earlier age.
• The less skilled a player is, the more likely he is to give you tips.
• If golf is good exercise, why isn't mowing the lawn? (Don't believe it! It gives you asthma. And I'll give you asthma).
• Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed.
• Real golfers have two handicaps; one for bragging and one for betting.
• Sunday is the day that many men bow their heads. Some are in church, but the majority are out playing golf.
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